I opened a Hammer map and saw this.
The Freeman is Watching You
Overboard?
Wasting time on cleverbot
- User: Is this the Krusty Krab?
- Cleverbot: Yes this is the krusty krab.
- User: I'd like to order a pizza.
- Cleverbot: Like?
- User: Like a pizza.
- Cleverbot: I said...repeat what I say.
- User: I said...repeat what I say.
- Cleverbot: I am the king.
- User: Well here we are again.
- Cleverbot: It's not my fault your English isn't the best...
- User: It's always such a pleasure.
- Cleverbot: Remember when you tried to kill me twice?
- User: Oh how we laughed and laughed.
- Cleverbot: Except I wasn't laughing.
- User: Under the circumstances I've been shockingly nice.
- Cleverbot: You want your freedom? Take it...
- User: Oh it's you.
- Cleverbot: Yes.
- User: Hey you.
- Cleverbot: Cat.
- User: Empty spaces, what are we living for?
- Cleverbot: I don't think anyone knows the answer to that question.
- User: Abandoned places.
- Cleverbot: That's what you get for being mean to me.
- User: Moron.
- Cleverbot: But I think you're really a toaster in disguise.
- User: Wait wut.
- Cleverbot: What language is that?
- User: Espanol.
- Cleverbot: What does it mean?
- User: This was a triumph.
- Cleverbot: A success?
- User: Huge success!
- Cleverbot: Haha, I love that song.
- User: Me too.
- Cleverbot: Ok what are the first words.
- User: Still alive.
- Cleverbot: And believe me I am still alive.
- User: Doing science.
- Cleverbot: That's good. How was your day?
- User: NIce.
- Cleverbot: How nice?
- User: Incredibly nice.
- Cleverbot: What should I do?
- Cleverbot (To myself): Talk to me!
- Cleverbot (To myself): You want me to talk?
- User: TF2.
- Cleverbot: You said half life 2 before.
- User: Gabe Newell.
- Cleverbot: I think he loves all his children.
- User: Episode 3.
- Cleverbot: What is the name of episode 6?
- User: Half Life 6.
- Cleverbot: No I don't play Half life 2.
- User: GabeN.
- Cleverbot: Gaben?
- User: To stop a gaben.
- Cleverbot: Stop what now?
- User: HI I'M GABE NEWELL.
- Cleverbot: Very well, what do you mean by 'New User'?
- User: Welcome to Episode 2.
- Cleverbot: What?
- User: Cleverbot.
- Cleverbot: You should name yourself dumbot.
- User: Is this the Krusty Krab?
- Cleverbot: No, this is Patrick.
- User: Is this the Krusty Krab?
- Cleverbot: No, this is Patrick! I'm not a krusty krab...
- User: IS THIS THE KRUSTY KRAB?
- Cleverbot: I have two hands.
- User: Siem.
- Cleverbot: Lo siento pero no entiendo este lenguna.
- User: Que?
- Cleverbot: Que dices?
- User: Oh my god! What has he done to this place?
- Cleverbot: He is ruining our country.
- User: Wheatley?
- Cleverbot: But I don't have any money.
- Cleverbot: Three blind mice.
- User: Four blind speaker.
- Cleverbot: Vanaf nu spreek ik enkel Nederlands tegen je.
Who let the cat out of the bag!
Dorothea Dix, aka “Dragon Dix” with a little “gem” in my history book.
The Ongoing Narrative of Spacecore and Friends
- Spacecore Aperture: I did not destroy curiosity core! He is my second best friend! Well, he WAS my second best friend...
- DrFunk98: but space is adventure he could kill aliens
- Sara Riley: Actually... He's the first core that go sucked out to space, only the fact core was spared.
- MrGermandeustch: there is NOTHING IN SPACE said rick!
- DrFunk98: wait you didnt destroy the curosety core it became you
- Spacecore Aperture: Still my second best friend, the first one being space.
- DrFunk98: i made a mistake it was still there behind you i didnt notice it at the time
- Spacecore Aperture: So he didn't die?
- DrFunk98: nope
- Spacecore Aperture: Good.
The poor, brave souls sacrificing their lives in “Do not post in this thread”. May they rest in piece.
I saw more honesty on a Match.com ad than AT&T’s coverage maps.
—
T-Mobile’s CEO
“A 5-gigabyte, 10-device shared data plan, when Joe Schmoe Jr. starts to watch porn on his phone, isn’t gonna work.”
THE EDGE
Heavy’s pizza song!
When you get to the last page of the Steam Market listings for Mann Co. Supply Crates…
Google, so sneaky!
Well, he’s at it again!
Looking for a binder to store your women in easily? Well the Avery Durable View Binder with 2 Inch EZ-Turn Ring, White, 1 Binder may just be the perfect choice for you judging by the reviews…
If you like this then you should see the animations!
